We've all seen ads on the web that change depending on where they think you are: "Hot Montreal girls that want to fuck you now" or even "Hot Stittsville girls." I've never even been to Stittsville. Maybe I should go - apparently the girls are just as attractive as the girls here, and probably more desperate.

From rubberduckgrrl, applyspace looks like an interesting solution for those of you on dating sites who are sick of being deluged by messages/emails from idiots who didn't even bother to read your profile. You can let people apply to be your boyfriend or girlfriend, but since I'm not currently looking for either of those, why don't you: